that bulge was so convincing

Allie: i wonder how my mom feels every day when she comes home
Allie: this pants-less creature emerging from her room, coming down the stairs
Allie: hairs a mess
Allie: just coming down to get water and say hi and come back up

Allie: ive been looking for my ps3 controller for like an hour
Allie: and i just found it
Allie: in the bathroom

Allie: im never trying to spell champagne
Allie: ever
Allie: because i dont kkow how to spell it
Allie: normally when i dont know who to spell shit i say shit 
Allie: like bubbly shit
Allie: bubbly shit at wedding
Allie: s

Allie: what if i could bend butts
Allie: or bend pants
Allie: and rip them off everybody

Allie: when
Allie: you play 
Allie: fightign names
Allie: NonOINE
Allie: your entire body like
Allie: like theres bugs under your skin and you shake and ITS JJUSTIJopfg

Amber: c:
Allie: gOD MY HEART
Allie: i want to rip your face off

Allie: i hope i see bolin butt

Allie: i love him so much amber

Allie: i want bolins arms
Allie: to choke me
Allie: they are 
Allie: so pretty
Allie: i want to die by his hands
Allie: what

Allie: I WANNA READ IT
Amber: it's a CD
Amber: YOU LISTEN
Allie: i can read cds
Amber: are you a disc drive
Allie: yes
Allie: jhnIOP9-OZSDFJP
Amber: is that your serial number

Allie: livin la vida loca needs to be played at my funeral
Allie: its abstract humor
Allie: because im dead
Allie: and the song
Allie: is LIVIN